I was strolling through the web the other day and came across a new product that I just had to order and tell you about It was a little pricey, but sometimes you just have to splurge on yourself, don't you think? It only comes in very limited quantities, so I wanted to make sure that I got mine before they ran out. Because who knows when they might get more??
If you are interested, visit Jerky.com and order your very own, limited edition Sasquatch Jerky!
The hand-sliced strips of rare, 100% premium choice Sasquatch meat are seasoned and marinated with the finest of all-natural ingredients. And right now there is no shipping for orders of this product! And Jerky.com is right in Texas, smack in the middle of Sasquatch country - so you know you aren't getting any off products (don't get fooled by the less flavorful Orang Pendek from Sumatra sold by other companies).
This is absolutely the best Sasquatch Jerky I've ever eaten! I suggest going in halvsies with a friend and getting this before they run out! I'm just hoping that they put out a new batch of with teriyaki flavoring!
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Now I know why people are suddenly chasing me through the woods.
heeheheee that's funny
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