Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Mrs.B. Reads....... Go the Fuck To Sleep by Adam Mansbach

The minute I heard the name of this book, I knew I had to get my hands on a copy!  What parent, exhausted and bordering on insanity, has not just prayed their kid would just go the (insert whatever word you used) to sleep?  I'm not even going to lie and say that I didn't!

Written in rhyme and with gorgeous illustrations by Ricardo Cortés,  Go The Fuck to Sleep is a parody not meant to be read to your children, but instead is meant to bring laughter to parents who are on their last nerve at yet another request for a glass of water, another story (making it the 375th book read that night), or another trip to the potty.  As a parent of teens and a tween, I'm well past those days, by rolled in laughter at the memories this hilarious book brought back!  I've shared it with several friends who literally laughed out loud at the little gem of a book.

This book isn't due out to the general public until June 14, but it's spent the last 37 days in the Top 100 Bestsellers on amazon.com - some of that time in the #1 spot.  More than 100,000 copies have been pre-ordered.   It's not even out yet, and the film rights have already been sold - pretty nifty stuff for both the author and for Akashic Books, an indie publisher based in Brooklyn, NY.

So what's all the fuss about?  Adam Mansbach, author of several books including the best-selling Angry Black White Boy and winner of several writing awards wrote this book in honor of his struggles getting his adorable daughter, Vivien to sleep.  Apparently Adam knows what most parents eventually learn: you have to have a sense of humor, or you'll end up bald and drooling in the fetal position.   The simple and profane rhymes chronicle a parent's frustration of not only getting your child to sleep, but also trying to sneak out of the room without waking your child up, and that darn microwave beep that never, ever seemed so loud during the day.

And with dreamy illustrations, it's the perfect pee-your-pants laughing  adult bed time story!

"The tiger relines in the simmering jungle.  The sparrow has silenced her cheep.
Fuck your stuffed bear, I'm not getting you shit.  Close your eyes.  Cut the crap. Sleep"
Perfect for any parent of young children, older children or those considering parenthood (I'll certainly be passing this out at every baby shower I'm ever invited to for the rest of my life - they'll thank me one day).   Not only will the book tickle their funny bone, but it will let them know that they are human, that others feel this way, and they are not alone in their frustrations of bedtime routines.

Thank you, Adam Mansbach, for saying what all of us parents have been thinking for years and were too afraid to say!

Disclaimer: I was given a free advanced copy of this book by the publisher for review.  I was not paid for a positive review, the book just deserved one.

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27 Comments:

Sparrow said...

Looks awesome! Definitely going to have to get this one before my first bundle of joy arrives this December ;)

Mrs BC said...

friends & I who are parents of little ones have been laughing at this book for a few weeks now - absolutely spot on & incredibly funny!
x

Linda in New Mexico said...

I've had this book ordered from Amazon for so long, I forgot it until you mentioned it this morning. I'm sure it's gonna be priceless. The Olde Bagg

Wendy said...

I think I need this book! XD My son would probably want to read it, so I'd definitely have to hide it, but it looks just too funny!

Dreaming of Jeanie said...

LOL!!! Loooooooooove this. My little guy was complete torture to get to sleep.

Fawn said...

I haven't even read it and I already think there should be a sequel called "Eat your DAMN dinner!"

Kelly said...

I absolutely LOVED this book. A colleague of mine passed it around, and we all howled with laughter!

Allister said...

This book seems to be something fresh and new, it’s a short list of books that seem like they’re for kids, but really they’re for parents. Just over that line are books that really are for kids, but they’re made in a way that adults (yes, non-parent adults) can like them too. Anyway, I’m looking forward to checking this book out.

Rowan said...

That's hilarious! ^_^

Valerie said...

I.. WANT! :) Thank you for sharing this. It sounds like my kind of book (every night...)

Sarita Rucker said...

I'm not a parent, but I'm gonna have to read that!

KC said...

I'm so glad you mentioned this...my baby is due on Halloween...man I wish you'd be at my baby shower! I'd love the look on my mom's face when I open this...

Kathy S said...

Far out! Yes, for those who have suffered in silence (or not, "DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!")and debated the pros and cons of a secret lifestyle of drinking to numb the pain brought on by droning whines...well, I think this is far better a choice!

k said...

Thanks for the review of this book, which looks like a "must read"....! lol

Yep, sounds like a perfect baby shower gift to me, too! :)

Nydia said...

Ah, if I had read a book like this some years ago... Things would be really easier, lol!

Thanks for sharing, Kris! ;)

Goosey said...

My husband and I are definately on the list of...we should get this!

Looks hysterical and a good read.

Anne Johnson said...

I hate to admit this, but if it had been published when my kids were little, I would have read it out loud to them. I played Bob Marley to get them to sleep. It worked, and they are now 17 and 22 ... and sober as stones! No kid is too young to appreciate a sense of humor in a parent.

pagan-camping said...

This is just so awesome! I can foresee a whole series coming out:

- Pick Up Your F**king Toys
- Stop Picking Your F**ing Nose
- Eat Your F**king Dinner
- Stop F**king With Your Sister
...
And for the older kids...
- Stop F**king Playing With Yourself!
- Do Your F**king Homework

vril said...

Little Jack Horner,
Sat in a corner,
Extracting cube-roots to infinity.

It's a project for boys,
Which will minimize noise,
And produce a more peaceful vicinity!

Jaidis said...

I can't wait to read this book! It sounds amazing and I can totally relate being the mother of a 3 year old that seems to never want to sleep :)

Thanks for sharing your review :)

Keltikmystique said...

**Giggle** sounds like a great read! I remember many a frustrating night of trying to get the kids to bed ..and asleep! This would be a great gift for my son and his wife! LOL

Dani said...

I read the leaked PDF of this book and was CRACKING UP!!! And it's groundbreaking too. The leaked PDF caused it to hit the bestseller list before it was even released! Great book and really pretty illustrations.

Jo said...

Oh my gosh, I could have used this during my sleep deprived zombie days when my daughter was small!! And I think I know just who to give a copy to now!

Rose Arrowsmith DeCoux said...

I've heard a lot of excited buzz about this book... but even with the anger and frustration I felt while moving my son from a family bed to his own bed I can't see myself enjoying something like this. The title is a huge turn off for me, and joking about swearing at my kid just makes me cringe, even if I do it in my head sometimes. However, in our family we avoid sarcasm (to avoid being passive aggressive) and if I swear I don't say "fuck." It just seems too angry.

mrsb said...

Rose, the thought of cursing at your child should make you cringe - but, just like you, most parents have done it in their head.

This book is basically telling parents "If you've thought curse words at your child, you aren't a bad parent or even an *unusual* parent - you are human.

And that's something that *every* parent needs to hear once in a while.

=)

Dani said...

Ha! I just read the Samuel L. Jackson does the audio book! Awesome! You can hear a sample here: http://www.audible.com/pd?asin=B00551W570

Anythya said...

hahaha best sounding book EVER i will definitely be looking out for this book when i end up pregnant :P
My mum didnt have this problem, i was a baby who NEVER woke up she was constantly waking me up to feed me (in which i would just fall back asleep during) she said she was so worried she asked her dr about it to which the dr replied "be glad you have a one off" hahaha ...mind you i was a sick child (born with childhood cardivascular disease) so i probably needed the sleep, i still like sleep and tend to get grumpy when people dont allow me to (even tho i am a bit of an insomniac and have troubles sleeping) yep completely weird thats me :P